So now team” if it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement wed be unstoppable.” (yes that was our actually team name), have split up and are wandering around the club talking to random people. I eventually leave the club with this girl and my buddy Z. We see our friend get in his car and attempt to drive home. Our friend may have been the one person in the club who drank more coronas then I did. I run over to his car to stop him from driving home. However he insist on driving home and tells me he is “To sober to not drive drunk”-direct quote. He babbles on for about 20 to 30 minutes ( 5 to 10 sober minutes) how hes fine and he stopped drinking awhile ago so I eventually say peace out to him. He immediately rips out of the parking lot and starts going down a one way street….the wrong way. I havent heard form him since but his face book status today was “All up in my face we do how we do it….” Im guessing that means he wasn’t arrested but idk it could mean he did get arrested and got gang bukakaed in jail. Either way hes a trooper and he’ll be partying tonight. Soo we end up back at my house where my roomies bro is sleeping over because his gfs family is trying to re negotiate his child support and its better off if he stays somewhere else for a few days. Z leaves shortly after because apparently hes going skydiving today, and this gurl and I hook up and I have to drive her home at 6am. Ive been up ever since and lost about 400 dollhairs at my underground job. Sometimes that happens its part of the job description-details coming soon.
Random Text from that night “Never make a girl cum when you hook up but always remember every time you hook up make her cum.” -These are the kinda peoplei deal with on a regular basis
Sunday Funday was Sunday boring ass work 13 hour shift day for me and I woke up after 3 hours of sleep and was super hungover the whole day because of activities on Saturday night.
Saturday me Teebee my lil lil bro and small sis and Ma dukes went to the red soxs game. It was the first game Tebee and lil lil bro have ever been to and they loved every minute of it. Props to the guy who ran across the field in the 6th/7th inning who made it all the way from the third baseline to 5 feet short of the bullpen in Center field. Teebee was cheering the entire time and made a huge random crowd of people give him an applause because he is in junior ROTC in high school. He did this right after there was a shout out over the loud speaker to all the troops in the military. He then made 2 guys take off there hats when they were cheering.
After the game we go out to eat and I had some tasty fish tacos. Me and a few of my siblings have birthdays around the same date and this was our birthday present from our mom. On my 21st bday my ex girlfriend (That outrageous story coming soon) got me a t shirt with 21 different drinks on it. For the last 2 years when I go out with my mom on my birthday I try to cross off a few of the drinks on the shirt. Except these arent regular drinks there drinks that when you order them the bartender gives you half off because “Thats not even a drink its poison.”-direct quote from the bartender…and we did get half off. So I decided to go with the American Flag mixed drink which actually ended up being super good. It was either that our “The snake bite”(1 oz of tequila, 1 oz oh whiskey, and 5-10 drops of hot sauce). We drive home after the game and I meet up with Z around midnight. His dad had a bunch of Pakistani friends over and there all playing music with some sort of instruments. I hear the music and immediately find it and start dancing in the middle of all them, embarrassing myself once again on the dance floor. After that little get down we drive to a party school about 20 minutes away where Z’s lil bro Y was partying.
We get to campus and pound a beverage in the parking lot real quick. Before we even get to the party we were stopped on foot by the police on a bicycle, witnessed 2 fights, saw a kid passed out in a 10 foot ditch on the side of the road, and witnessed a girl sprint barefoot across the road screaming. All unrelated incidents. Little did we know later in the night Y would make all this look pedestrian at best.
We get to the party, have a good time. Partake in a few games of flip cup. Z does the crip walk and entertains a bunch of peeps. Then we go get food and through some loophole in the system get 3 free “crazy chicken” meals from the sub shop at about 4 am. So now were heading back to my friends and Y decides he wants to go John Cena on every car in the parking lot, and turn into the closest thing ive ever seen to an actually incredible hulk ……We’ll pick this back up later tonight
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