Apparently when Y is super drunk he has an alter ego. A very destructive alter ego. When he is drunk he’s favorite past time (instead of the usual baseball) is smashing random car side mirrors amongst other random objects. As were walking back to the apartment out buddy deep nuts starts telling us a story about the last time they were drunk Y stole a bike and threw it through the windshield of a BMW for no reason.
Me and Z try and talk to him because were not really down with that kinda stuff. We just like to go out and have a good time and smashing random cars has never been on our to do list and we wouldn’t hang out with people that did dumb stuff like that. So after telling Y to not do it, Y screams out “You cant stop me” and sprints full speed across the parking lot. We chase after Y but he runs up to a random car and Spartan kicks the side view mirror. It didn’t fall off but was hanging by a thread a foot above the ground. He goes up to the next car and gets the same results. Inbetween the what are you doings and the dude stop either me r Z started laughing and said “you cant even knock the mirror off.”
This is when Y starts to get mad and tries a third time….the same results. He screams “Im gonna fucking kill you” and starts punching the side mirror untill eventually it has fallen off. He then picks up the mirror and throws it across the parking lot like some sort of aztech warrior that has just decapitated his oppnent. Eventually we get Y to calm down and he smokes some green and goes to bed. Speaking of bed im mad tired and I got a 3.7 Gpa to maintain. Tomorrows the first day of school and I got bball workouts, doctor appointments, and working 2 jobs tomorrow. . Peace
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